Well, this opens a new Chapter in the Adventures of Team Emerson, with the sadness of having to once again try Stan Lee.

The charges this time are: Mr. Lee is accused of perverted, deviant behavior and disgracing the good and pure name of the Team!

The failed attempt to lure Mudcon away from his beloved Jess by throwing himself on him like a flaming flamingo!

The devious plot to shift the blame to the innocent Bigfoot by claiming identity theft! Who the hell would want to be Stan Lee?

The blatant public exibition of "putting from the rough" behavior by posting on the team site begging Mudcon to marry him! Puke!

I will be needing someone to step up and serve as a Defense Attorney, unless Mr. Lee wishes to defend himself. Of course his claim not to have a computer should be interesting. Perhaps his jilted lover, Mudcon will wish to defend him after he turned him down and crushed Stan's heart.

If found guilty, I will have no choice but to ban Mr. Lee from the site!

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we going to have a hanging, we going to have a hanging........



the truth will come out, Wheelin get your rope in the swamp ready. make sure to use the big one. the quilty is a BIG fellow....

Our wise leader,

when it comes to butt pumpers, soap droppers, turd burglers, butt bandits, queens, cake walkers, fairy's...etc do we REALLY need a trial? - Send them straight to execution! I mean this is Team Emerson, do you want the rainbow brigade tainting the name of Emerson?

This may have been truth sealed up for a very long time. Is there a skeleton in the closet.?. There will be no wood sold on here.. On to the dicussion of a hanging..

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Our wise leader,

when it comes to butt pumpers, soap droppers, turd burglers, butt bandits, queens, cake walkers, fairy's...etc do we REALLY need a trial? - Send them straight to execution! I mean this is Team Emerson, do you want the rainbow brigade tainting the name of Emerson?

just follow the truth, the investigation will set Mr Lee free.

I may get in trouble for posting, but I have to continue to claim my innocense. In the end, I don't think you'll need as long as a rope as you think.

The truth will set you free.. Unless your Stan, and the truth keeps you locked in a closet....

Sounds like Mudcon is saying Emerson is guilty

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The Swamp Boys Hanging Service is on call. The ole rope is ready and we have picked a big tall tree right where that Hoffa fella is pushing up daisys. Not far from Revenuer Row. The knot is tied and we are ready O' Great One.

Idenity theft? Good Defence Mr.Lee, but emerson has told us he knew all along you were a lttle limp wristed I say, since Stan own's the forum, we should just embrace his gayness and sacrafice mudcon to him as a token of our thanks for such a great place to call team emerson home! I vote we hang nado boy! After all his and mudwarriors excuses to not do things with the team is treasonous

GR, do you need to be led out of the court room? - I already have the spring ride on the calendar, AND calling for reservations tonight sir! I will be there my friend!

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Originally posted by DaHumanTornado:
GR, do you need to be led out of the court room? - I already have the spring ride on the calendar, AND calling for reservations tonight sir! I will be there my friend!

Nado and Mud Grunt is all show and never GO!!!!!!!!!

lets get back on the subject Big Moe! - on with the trial!

Ummm question where is Stan?? Why is he not comnig on here to defend himself.. Stan get your *ss up in here..

I haven't seen him since he was in the office yesterday. My guess is that his wife put him back in the closet...

So does he have his computer back?? or do you still have it ..

When he left it yesterday I washed it in the sink. I wasn't about to touch it. So now, it's fried, I will have to rebuild it. Which means that any posts coming from Stan can't be mistaken for his "Stolen" identity.

Ah Ha!!! MUDCON'S GIRL LEAKE'S THE EVIDENCE OF Incremination!!!! bigfoot has stans computer!!! CONSPIRACY!!!!!!! Does emerson know of this breech of trust? As Mr. Lee's acting public defender I move for a MISTRAIL!! fort width! post hace and HADIEOUS CORPUS!!!! I MOVE THE COURT RELEASE MY CLIENT AND CHARGE THE BIGFOOT!!!!!

hang bigfoot, hang bigfoot!!!!!!!!!

Now I myself am a very clean person.. But I have never heard of someone cleaning a computer... Why were you cleaning the computer in the sink?? Why was it even dirty?? So he left it yesterday, humm well those are all the questions I have a this point of time.. Do you have any witnesses you would like to call for the jury ??


So you messed Stan's only computer up washing it in the sink, so now he is not able to defend himself in this here trail, very witty, but not smart your finger prints are on the object, unless thats what you were trying to rid of evidence in the sink water..

As you can see we have people ready to allow you to hang, what do you still plead??

hang him!!!!!!!!!1

The cleaning in the sink, was to get rid of Stan's evidence. Let's just say it would remind you of an adolecent boy with a Playboy.

What's funny is, if I had Stan's laptop all day today, and yet, there were no posts by Stan. Wouldn't you think I would continue to post if I wanted to?

no cause I changed the password. your attemps to log on but failed has been logged in the forum control panel. you are as good as hung.