We now start our 16th Volume of The Adventures of Team Emerson!

Our next outing is the assault of Broad River on hte 21st of January, where it is rumored a huge number of Possums are gathering!

Should be a good time to see Morefun and Grizzly Adams again!

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Now Emerson no funny stuff with them possums

Gunny, we need to be at full strength as you never know about that bunch! Hell, I even heard when I announced my return and interest in running for office, some of them wanted to start voting on new members. Of course I know they weren't talking about me.

Yea, I heard they were very excited about the news! Bet they wanted to vote you in right then!

I vote for a hangin!

I like the Possums.

I have met Moe, Mudcon, BigCajun, and Friz.

I must say I like all of them very much.

I can say I have never met a possum I didnt like with the exeption of the one Friz sent to spy on me at the Eagle's nest.

Unfortunately for him, the only thing he learned was not to ef with an Eagle.

He was as helpless as a worm fighting an Eagle.

Anyway, I think the possum patrol should merge with team emerson and the new name should be Team Outback.

Our rules will be.
1.No drinking alcoholic beverages.
2.Rule #1 is void when thirsty
3.Utility Quads and Golf carts only.
4.Rule #3 is void if you have a sport quad
5.No fast riding and leaving everyone in the dust
6.Rule #5 void if you have a Sport Quad
7.No talking about other people behind their back
8.Rule #7 void if they arent present
9.No ride...No membership
10.Rule #9 void if you are female and have a nice ass
11.No drinking from other members coolers
12. Rule #11 void if they arent looking
13. Only Heavy is permitted to cut the Limes
14. Rule #13 void if Heavy is not there.
15. No rules
16. Just Right

oh my god eagle that is the funnies thing I have ever seen you post. I read it 10 minutes ago and I am still busting....

On a serious note, Moe announced to me tonight he has been nominated for office with the Possums. He is seriously considering the position. As Moe will be stiff competition as he serves them "Q" on a regular basis, I am asking Gunny to serve as my Vice President running mate. I feel with his overwelming popularity with the Possums, it makes us a shoe in!

I know many of you think he was thrown out of the Possums, but that was just a clever deception by Gunny to get the sympathy vote! I know he has damaging evidence of certain members of the patrol, riding without helmets, but I am sure he will not stoop to using unsavory campaign tactics!

Thats funny shiat right there.

I'll only go if mudcon's girl goes! but as accepted from the wife "if you don't go ride soon, ill have to kill you"

SO I AM IN!!!! Emerson, can i store beers and smokes on yer princess?

QD, wheres my freakin hat?

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Tornado..

You are kidding? You really haven't gotten the hat!!!????!!!!

nah man, i figured you were torturing me lol...and i deserving of it i know.

Holy Crud... Yeah, I tortured you for a while, but I sent it in time where you should have gotten it by Christmas.. that was my plan..

CRAP...

I have a tracking number somewhere in my system, as it went out with my ebay shipping (that's what I do for a living) gimme a day to find out what happened to it... you didn't get something strange in the mail did you? Like a radio or something you didn't order??


I'll fix it..


Do me a favor and send me your address again, (and real name) that will make it easier to track down.. send it to equusohio@fuse.net

no sweat dude! as long as Stan Lee didn't smoke it!

Sorry Emerson I must decline any involvement with the possums, all of you for months tried to calm me down from unleashing a hells rain on the governing body of who are back stabing sh!theads. Mudcon would be a better choice. I say let the possums die the death that Dan and his cronies have delt them. Then invite the good possum folks to join a fun group who believes in riding, fun, comradery, fellowship and not taking their money for dues for things that never happen and not trying to dictate how they conduct themselves as adults!
Only rules:
1) Conduct yourself in a mannor that does not put yourself or others in danger.
2)We are a team, rides start together and end together with everyone looking out for each other.

I like that Gunny!

I think those rules are a given.

So with that said...NO rules,Just Right!

Team Outback.

Where's your atv?

Its Outback!

It rides with "Team Outback"

Seriously, Im not privy to all that BS concerning certain people and the Possum Patrol.

As we continue to go forward we let the free market decide what happens.

Nobody will stay a member of any organization if they feel their weiner is being stepped on.

Its pretty obvious Gunny feels his weiner has been stomped flat by the PP.

If an organization ceases to be fun for its patrons the result is the same as having your weiner stepped on.

The free market always kills the weak.

I dont mean to sound philisophical...but damn!

Team Emerson should open its ranks to any Possum recommended by a single member.

I nominate 1BigCajun as a welcome guest.

Now just for the record, none of my problems with the possum board of directors has anything to do with any of this, that was settled long ago. I got no problem with anyone wanting to join Team Emerson, long as they are up for the way we do things. I dont however think we need or want any of those with a holier than thow attitude Ive heard good things about Big Cajun, and I have met him also, so if he wants to join, I second his right to apply for membership!
And Eagle, no one who stills takes a breath on this earth has stomped anything of the GunRunner's! Oh and another thing, This is Team Emerson not to be renamed after some low grade steak house, hell if it needed a new name Team Loomis would be better

Gunny, I agree with your two rules, they are GREAT! Also, IF the name change was wanted, I agree TEAM LOOMIS would be the better choice!

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Originally posted by Emerson:
On a serious note, Moe announced to me tonight he has been nominated for office with the Possums. He is seriously considering the position. As Moe will be stiff competition as he serves them "Q" on a regular basis, I am asking Gunny to serve as my Vice President running mate. I feel with his overwelming popularity with the Possums, it makes us a shoe in!

I know many of you think he was thrown out of the Possums, but that was just a clever deception by Gunny to get the sympathy vote! I know he has damaging evidence of certain members of the patrol, riding without helmets, but I am sure he will not stoop to using unsavory campaign tactics!

Can I run for Minister of Defense?


Count me in for the weekend of the 21st. Just have to be back my lunch on Sunday! My folks are having mine and my Father in laws birthday on Sunday at lunch.

what, wheelin is going WTF glad I didnt bet heavy you wasnt going.

The name change thing was just a joke.

I like your still breathing diatribe.

Just trying to add a little humor to the daily grind.

Did you guys know that the Equus Bigfoot wears a size 16 shoe?

He has to pay like a $140 for a pair of shoes.

Did you guys know that Bucket has purchased Mrs. Bucket a set of 27" Mudlites for her Acat?

Emerson...What about that old red helmet I use to borrow. You still got it? I have been looking for one like it for 2 weeks.
Do you remember where you got it?

Rocky Creek is open on the 14th Jan. Saturday.

Anybody going?

HOOOOTEE HOO everyone.. Heavy I think you and I need to have a little chit chat about the little friction from behind that you were given my honey the other day.. Maybe you were just cold for a second..

We know your just pulling our chain there eagle, but you have me worried about you when you start checking out mens shoe size Did you know one of them mudlites had a nice cut in it? I saw it and showed it to bucket, he ran and grabed emersons big knife but you had already gone. But really it did.