Subject: Election Humor


David O'Brien from Cork, Ireland writes:



'We in Ireland cannot figure why you Americans are even bothering to hold

presidential election this year.



On one side, you have a cackling bitch who is a lawyer, married to a

disbarred lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a cackling

lawyer bitch who is not proud of her country.



On the other side, you have a war hero who loves his country, is married

to a good-looking woman with big boobs who owns a beer distributorship worth

100 million dollars.



I say, is there really a contest here?'