Seems like I always over spend.

The other day a fine ass girl came in my office, selling advertisment. She was so fine I offered her a $1000.00 to remove her top. She agreed and while standing there, I offered her another $1000.00 to remove her pants. She agreed, and then I ask her how much it would cost for me to have sex with her. She said I don't know, everyone else gives me $20.00.