> HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE
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> A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
> The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
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> The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."
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> The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"
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> The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres."
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> The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
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> The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays."
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> The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
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> The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
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> The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
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> The farmer said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John
> Deere."
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> The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
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> The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."
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> By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.
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> The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"
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> The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
> nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce."