A woman from Austin, who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter, purchased several acres of Hill Country land, near Lake Travis, Texas. There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree.

As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl.
It attacked her! In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the
tree to the ground and as a result, incurred several splinters of
wood in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the
nearest doctor, 35 minutes away.

She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter and how she came to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened to her
story with great patience. He then told her to go into the
examining room and he would see if he could help. The impatient
patient sat, and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?' He smiled and
said, 'Well, I had to get permits from US Environmental Service, the
Texas Parks and Wildlife and Keep Texas Beautiful before I could
remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.

I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'